1001 Smartest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Lyons Press
ISBN: 9781592282661
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Culled from renowned sources of wisdom such as Shakespeare, the Bible, and Yogi Berra, this collection of intelligent words includes utterings from Oliver Wendell Holmes, Samuel L. Clemens, Sir Winston Churchill, and Dr. Martin Luther King, among others.

1001 Smartest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1599216655
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A compendium of human wisdom culled from the world's celebrated--and anonymous --minds, from Confucius and Shakespeare to Maya Angelou and Woody Allen.

1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 9781599216645
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C. "Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here." --former Vice-President Dan Quayle "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst In celebration of mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature-and everywhere else people can, and have, put their feet in their mouths.

1001 Funniest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Lyons Press
ISBN: 9781599211954
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A collection of the greatest witticisms from the world of politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can get a good laugh Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There's something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said: "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" Christina Aguilera "Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster." Sandra Bullock "Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his." Ronald Reagan"

1001 Insults Put Downs And Comebacks

Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Lyons Press
ISBN: 9781599210735
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This text gathers together the very sharpest barbs from a wide variety of sources, with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds.

1001 Insults Put Downs Comebacks

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 9781599216560
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A collection of often impolite, but always witty taunts from the world's masters of the studied insult.

The Complete Book Of Zingers

Author: Croft M. Pentz
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
ISBN: 9780842304672
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You could call them one-sentence sermons or one-sentence solutions. Use them to spice up your speeches, sermons, church bulletins--anywhere a quick word of wit or wisdom is needed.

The Yale Book Of Quotations

Author: Fred R. Shapiro
Publisher: Yale University Press
ISBN: 9780300107982
Size: 60.79 MB
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More than twelve thousand famous quotations are featured in a reference volume that includes items not only from literary and historical sources, but also from popular culture, sports, computers, science, politics, law, and the social sciences.

Oxford Dictionary Of Humorous Quotations

Author: Ned Sherrin
Publisher: Oxford University Press
ISBN: 0199237166
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Furnishes over five thousand quotations, including classic one-liners, quips, and put-downs from such personalities as Groucho Marx, Oscar Wilde, William Shakespeare, Tom Stoppard, Jane Austen, and Dorothy Parker.