1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1599216647
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A bundle of laughs collected from the cream of spoken and written foolishness.

1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 9781599216645
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C. "Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here." --former Vice-President Dan Quayle "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst In celebration of mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature-and everywhere else people can, and have, put their feet in their mouths.

1001 Funniest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1599216663
Size: 36.29 MB
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A collection of the greatest witticisms from the world of politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can get a good laugh.

The Smartest Things Ever Said New And Expanded

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493026291
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The Smartest Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From Confucius and Shakespeare to Maya Angelou and Woody Allen, and from Winston Churchill and Thomas Edison to Jeff Bezos and Jane Fonda, it is quite simply the best collection of the smartest quotes ever.

The Most Inspiring Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493026232
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A compendium of indispensable and inspiring quotes for people during any season of their lives…. The Most Inspiring Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From business figures, coaches and other sports figures, religious and spiritual leaders, educators, political leaders, and anyone who has ever inspired people, it is quite simply the best collection of quotes to inspire readers to new heights of endeavor, or start someone off on the right foot, whether it’s along the road less traveled or the more traditional path.

1001 Funniest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Lyons Press
ISBN: 9781592284436
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Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips and jokes, all in one packed volume. From politicians to sports legends, Hollywood stars to Miss USA contestants, comedians are not the only ones tickling our funny bones and showing us the lighter side of life. For example: Playwright George S. Kaufman said to fellow Algonquin Round Table wit, Marc Connolly, “I like your bald head, Marc, It feels just like my wife's behind.” Connolly replied, feeling his pate, “So it does, George!” “Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.” —George Will “Whenever I'm asked what kind of writing is most lucrative, I have to say ransom notes.” —H. N. Swanson Whether it's the perfectly timed response to an insult, or an on-the-spot play on words, 1001 Funniest Things Ever Said is sure to draw a smile from even the most solemn reader.

1001 Insults Put Downs Comebacks

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 9781599216560
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A collection of often impolite, but always witty taunts from the world's masters of the studied insult.

Best Advice Ever Given

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 0762799714
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A collection of commonsense wisdom and wise advice.